Internal Tool
Technical Audit Report Generator
Generate a clinical diagnostic that looks like an MRI of their business failures. Not marketing material - technical proof that closes high-ticket clients.
How It Works
From sales call to signed contract
Enter Client Data
Input practice name, location, and the estimated lost revenue figure. This becomes the headline hook.
Add Performance Metrics
Enter PageSpeed data, Core Web Vitals, and bounce rates. This creates the "LCP Death Spiral" technical proof.
Document Lead Response
Show how leads go cold with the "Ghost Lead Timeline". The 7-minute half-life stat is devastating.
Compare Competition
Side-by-side GBP comparison. They're not being out-dentisted, they're being out-programmed.
Generate & Send
Export a 5-page PDF that looks like a technical autopsy, not a sales pitch. Send with confidence.
The Ruthless Reality Check
Most agencies send a pretty slide deck with pictures of teeth. You are sending a Technical Autopsy.
When you send this, you say: “Dr. [Name], here is the diagnostic on your practice. I don't want to discuss ‘marketing’ on our next call. I want to discuss how we're going to fix these infrastructure failures before the next quarter begins.”
